I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie will enjoy for once. WHOLE FAMILY He wheels over a smoker and removes its lid to reveal a entire roasted pig. Hey everybody. Lisa looks at hers with apprehension. I know! It's just a little airborne. (pointing at the invitation) What's that extra "B" for? A lion chases and catches a gazelle; an eagle flies over a flock of sheep, snatching one in its talons and flying off; a dog jumps and catches a frisbee; a gorilla, hanging off a tree to reach for a bunch of bananas, is suddenly pulled into the surrounding water by a shark that jumps out of it. Maggie sucks on a whole lamb chop in lieu of her pacifier. I used to believe in things when I was a kid. When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy... simply eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese? A silhouette of a human is surrounded by silhouettes of various creatures (including monkeys, alligators and snails) with arrows point from them to the human. HOMER And this is Lord Thistlethwaite Flanders. There! Homer throws the binoculars into the trash. We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the market. A Aaron Varhola - What else can I say? HOMER WHOLE FAMILY(louder) Awww! Bart and Lisa are watching The Itchy and Scratchy Show back at home, an episode entitled "In Espohagus Now." (upbeat) That's the plan! MARGE HOMER Being vegetarian is slightly less of a big deal in modern America than it was back in 1995, though her parents' conservative attitude still leave room for the plot to occur. HOMER Lisa imagines a hot dog bun surrounded by a rat, a raccoon, a boot and a pigeon. He gestures towards a table on which there is a big tray of tripe and many small plates. You know what you should serve, Marge? Come out, come out, or I'll blooow your house in. La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la. Not by the hairs on our chinny-chin-chin. Uh, miss Hoover? Why thank you, Homie. Show Spoilers . (exasperated) We're going to Storytown Village, Grandpa. We're going to Storytown Village, Grampa. I'm sorry I messed up your barbecue. Linda McCartney emerges from a bush. Two independent thought alarms in one day. I didn't mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm. OK class, time to dissect our worms. LISA You don't win friends with salad You don't win friends with salad. Out of the way, you. You may remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun.! It bursts. Maggie claps furiously while the other onlookers are unimpressed. HOMER She inserts a coin and twists its release—causing the entire contents the spill out and cover Maggie in pellets. LISA MCLLURE Whatever, whatever. HOMER THE THREE PIGS Maggie falls out of its thick fur. It's still good. You don't win friends with salad! (sardonically) Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work? Whatever, whatever, it had a good rhythm. The dish takes about 30 minutes to make, and if you follow this video and the below instructions. BART BART She arrives t a Krusty Burger and looks at a sign in the window that reads, "Try our new beef-flavored chicken!" LISA You know you can influence people without badgering them over it. HOMER You don't win friends with salad! ... meats and vegetables are what you eat. I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people, especially my dad. While I was gone, I got some really good advice from Paul and Linda McCartney. Oh my. LISA BURNS “Lisa the Vegetarian” is an episode distinct from most others in that it effected a permanent change to one of the show’s central characters. Lunchlady Doris takes her cigarette out of her mouth, and looks shiftily side to side. The following cars have been broken into. Lisa The Vegetarian (3 of 3)S07E05"Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode in the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. YOUNG BEAR I can't believe you didn't invite me. Give it up, Dad. HOMER FLANDERS I've got the prescription for you, doctor: another hot beef injection. Can't quite seem to stand up under my own power anymore. You don't win friends with salad! “Lisa the Vegetarian” is one of the all time classic Simpsons episodes, with memorable lines like “Bovine University” and a message that has stuck with Lisa for decades.It begins with a visit to Storybook Village, a great spoof of cheap theme parks. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 15, 1995. You know what, Lisa? But, I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. Oh, you are so cute. Heh-heh-heh. That's it, honey! All normal people love meat. GRANDPA Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Are we there yet? Come on, Jimmy. Bart, tell Dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. You don't win friends with salad! (pauses) When pigs fly! But I can't defend what I did. Apu appears Homer, you're not not talking to me. Piggie ain't coming back. Grandpa emerges, angry, from the sheets. Down the street, Homer is searching for her. Homer walks round to Flanders's backyard. That`s an anti-anxiety drug. Simpson." It's bad enough they're all eating meat. Video Transcript. McClure, kneeling, addresses Jimmy. LISA Hi-de-li-ho, neighborino! Marge has joined in. You don't win friends with salad! You'd be surprised how often you'd find a big hunk of pork in them LISA McClure walks over to Bobby, who is sitting at a school desk on which sits a plate with a large steak. The students are over-stimulated. LISA HOMER She imagines parts of these all coming together in the middle to form a hot dog: the rat's tail, the raccoon's feet, the boot's tongue, and the pigeon's head. The film's titles appear: "The Meat Council Presents: 'Meat and You: Partners in Freedom'. She imagines the lamb from earlier floating above her meal, this time with two chop-sized holes; the cuts of meat float up off her plate and insert themsevles into these holes. Come on! I 'unno. The music stops. Actually, it was "Live and Let Die." (looking into a manhole) Lisa? Of course I am a vegetarian. BART HOMER I dunno. That'll show you. A picture labelled "The Food Chain" appears. JIMMY Not by the hairs on our chinny chin chins. Jimmy i pale and visibly shaking. APU Bart, sensible bites.! The whole world wants me to eat meat! He gestures to a drive-in movie theater across the street, which is advertisign two movies: I Spit on Your Grave and I Thumb Through Your Magazines. MCCLURE LISA Dad, those all come from the same animal. It's rich in bunly goodness. We met him in lndia years ago during the Maharishi days. LISA Lisa prepares to cut into her meat, but hesitates. Bart, no! HOMER UNNAMED NERD I was a Grade A moron to ever question eating meat. No. RALPH Every student except Lisa cheers loudly. I still stand by my beliefs. I wanted to apologize. Lisa, get ahold of yourself. (standing up) Say what? Ahh. LISA Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa. Hm, no, I'd still prefer not. HOMER But where's your wife, Linda? Oh, gosh, Homer. These are the best ever. (surprised) Tofu? Er. Lo-o-o-ved me-e-e! Right here, Lisa. Say what? HOMER BARNEY In “Lisa the Vegetarian,” the yellow, spiky-haired cartoon character, widely acknowledged as the show’s moral center, attempts to give up meat after she befriends a baby lamb at a petting zoo and is faced with the grim reality of Marge serving lamb chops for dinner that night. Paul and Linda are vegetarians too. Whenever we're in Springfield, we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade. It's not really a floor. MARGE They see the second: smaller, cuter, and wearing a tiny cowbell around its neck. Right here, Lisa. HOMER You don't win friends with salad. I made enough gazpacho for all! PAUL A wonderful, magical animal. She presses it. It was a good idea to come here after all. This week's # MeatlessMonday dish is my Crispy Wild Mushrooms with Pinto Bean Puree. When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese? VOICE Lisa, no! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore! The car pulls into the park, where the sign reads "Storytown Village: Fun for Ages 1 to 7 1/2." LISA Outside, Lisa wanders over to Sherri, Terri, Janey and Ralph, who are playing by a hopscotch court. Lookee here at George Meyer discussing climate change and conservation. GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE WIGGUM now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room. LISA That's where I'm a viking! troy McClure walks onscreen dressed as a cowboy. He opens it to reveal a set of icy steps. I'm curious as to how meat gets from the ranch to my stomach. All right Lisa, if you don't want lamb chops there are lots of other things I can make. Five a.m., more Lorazepam. The pig flies past the window. JANEY I think it's wrong. ACT THREE Rock stars. So, Ned, you're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me? Janey blows a bubble while looking silently at Lisa. APU Yes, this is where I come when I need some refuge from the modern world. Please, Lisa. No, I can't! Wow, that'd be great! No! The extra "B" is for BYOBB. WORM APU Is there anything they don't know? It's still good, it's still good! SMITHERS As it plugs the hole, the water pressure builds up until it flies out like a torpedo, traveling a huge distance through the air. LISA Possibly the meatloaf. Together, Homer and Lisa demonstrate the difficulty of change—both in oneself and in relation to society at large—and the value of tolerance and co-existence, even in close quarters with those whose beliefs might seem at odds with your own. HOMER For privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S. No, that's too obvious. Good morning, class. APU I can't eat this. Uhh— No Ralph, there aren't any more. SKINNER I thought you loved me. Mom! Loved me. She admitted it! It's still good, it's still good! Er. Bring me another one of them, uh, burgers, would you? In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards... you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup. Haven't you ever seen my t-shirt? We met him in India, years ago during the Maharishi days. MARGE They hug. Compared to them, the public schools are a haven of enlightenment. Sleep! “This is lamb,” Homer argues, “not a lamb.” The other children gasp and laugh. APU LISA HOMER You don't win friends with salad! MISS HOOVER Don't you realize you've just been brainwashed by corporate propaganda? The nearby animals notice and crowd around Maggie. Thanks, you guys. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. So, in the interest of creating an open dialogue, sit silently and watch this film. Now as a special treat, courtesy of our friends at the meat council... please help yourselves to this tripe. It's just a little slimy. Homer looks through a pair of binoculars to try to locate the pig. The thought-cloud disperses with a loud puff. You don't eat cheese, Apu? I warned ya! We are in the cafeteria. Oh Apu, it's beautiful. Oh, you are so cute! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore! That's cute. MOTHER BEAR The greatest barbecue this town has ever seen. Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? Or, when I want to see drive-in movies for free. Bart looks around mischievously and proceeds to limbo his way through. I respect your moral objection. That'll show ya! He clicks his fingers. He waves a pork chop at Lisa. HOMER I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. HOMER Scratchy's eyes pop out and his head blows off. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mmm! It's like Paul's song, "Live and Let Live.". She moans with disgust and sits up. Bart jumps onto the first seat of a tiny red train—the children directly behind him are half his size. And only thrice the fat of a normal hot dog. OK. Take it, Apu. JIMMY I think Lisa's right, Dad. HOMER You're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me? Let's say "L. Oh, my family just doesn't understand my new-found vegetarianism. I promise you can! Scratchy cuts out a triangular piece and eats it, only to have it instantly pop back out of the hole from which it was cut. I know. It's just a little dirty. Marge runs over and picks up her daughter. This week we set off the Independent Thought Alarm with Jackie Johnson (@jackie_michele, Quick and Funny Musicals, Punk Rock Barbie) as we go deep on “Lisa The Vegetarian.” We discuss being a vegan in Dallas, Sir Paul’s eyes, MYTH! 1 Videos 1.1 The Simpsons Christmas Special 1.2 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 1 1.3 Bart Wars - The Simpsons Strike Back 1.4 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 2 1.5 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 3 1.6 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 4 1.7 Christmas with the Simpsons 1.8 The Simpsons: Crime and Punishment 1.9 The Dark Secrets of the Simpsons 1.10 The Simpsons Go to Hollywood 1.11 The … Lisa recognizes the connection between the animal she’d seen earlier in the day and what was now on her plate. Pfft. I can't eat any of them! Please, Lisa. Well, it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside of a courtroom setting. LAMB . FATHER BEAR (in a lamb's voice) Lisa, what did I ever do to you? The camera shows a spectacled scientist look up from a microscope. Overwhelmed, Lisa wanders to the Kwik-E-Mart window displaying hot dogs under a sign: "Premiere Gourmet Hot Dogs 8/99 ¢." Lisa Bloom, I want to go to this whacky, unbelievable timeline of drugs that the search warrant says Dr. Murray gave Jackson in the early morning hours: 1:30 a.m., Jackson got ten milligrams of Valium; 2 a.m., Murray gave him Lorazepam. My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it, can I have a new one? LISA HOMER The Cows begin to be sent along a conveyor belt, into the slaughterhouse. Homer is seen confronting a goat with an empty tin can. The wolf slowly leans back with a raspy inward breath, then leans forward and weakly "blows" at the house. I think it's wrong. You don't win friends with salad! The pram is whisked away. RALPH Uh dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. PAUL Sighs. before you go, would you like to hear a song? Hmm? You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup, homeboy? Much like “She of Little Faith,” “Lisa the Vegetarian” changed Lisa’s characterization forever. In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup. I hope I will enjoy my show! Round Springfield is a Simpsons-adjacent podcast hosted by Allie Goertz and Julia Prescott where they interview writers, directors, showrunners, and voice-actors from the Simpsons-verse on their various paths to Springfield — failed pilots, other projects, and beyond. This is lamb, not a lamb. Come on, I'll give you a piggyback ride. MISS HOOVER The family are eating breakfast. Tell him yourself. Come out. Homer bursts into the living-room and the door smashes into Bart. I thought you lo-o-o-ved me. Go back to Russia! Search Lisa's Kitchen recipes by type, ingredient and cuisine Two independent thought alarms in one day. And I'll only invite who I want. Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. The train comes to a halt when it passes underneath the legs of a wooden lumberjack, whose crotch is met by Bart's face. BART Cut to Lisa's classroom. Ah—you're hurting me. Values Dissonance: "Lisa The Vegetarian" revolves around Lisa's family trying to dissuade her from being vegetarian. BART The Simpsons has always played with the conventions and absurdities of the sitcom universe, where it takes half an hour to wrap up any set of plotlines in order to have everything back to normal for next week; but in this instance, Lisa became a vegetarian and remained a vegetarian. It's like Paul's song, "Live and let Live." It's just a little slimy. LISA A 2015 article for Slate provides this piece—and others—of background information to the episode, while also exploring its significance in the history of television and for the wider culture. HOMER She picks up her scalpel and hesitates over the worm, finally pushing away the tray realizing she can't do it. It's still good. HOMER D'oh! One where you don't serve meat? A certain—agitator—for privacy's sake let's call her "Lisa S." No, that's too obvious. Lisa walks upstairs to her room and places a pillow over her head. MARGE And I'll only invite who I want. HIBBERT (at his elbow) Hi dad. They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff, you know, like people getting hurt and stuff. Look, it's Mrs potato head! High quality Marge gifts and merchandise. Eating meat is ba-a-a-ad. This one spent two hours in the broiler. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room! You se, your crazy friend never heard of (looks to camera) the food chain. The camera zooms in on his face while a short piece of dramatic music can be heard. The other kids on the ride cheer loudly. I just got my party invitations back from the printer's! Hi, Homer. I never realized before, but some Itchy and Scratchy cartoons... send the message that violence against animals is funny. Hey, Flanders. but what do you do if somebody wants non-alcoholic beer? 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