Well, you're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun. It's true, you know. Now, what you've been waiting for: Another long raga by Ravi Shankar. There was an Optics Festival and I wasn't informed? What have we here? Don't worry, boy. Treehouse of Horror VII. Lisa, please join my family for a weekend in the country. Bart: But I heard a woman scream. L'anecdote du jour 08/01/2021 Jusqu'en 1992, la société Klasky Csupo s'occupait de l'animation de la série. That's right. She's with God now. There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife. Bart of Darkness Nelson: Hey Bart, your epidermis is showing! What fun can you have in a pool anyway that you can't have in a bathtub... with a garbage bag taped around your cast? No, I've just been in the country for a week. There was an Optics Festival and I wasn't informed? No, Lisa, don't go upstairs. I hardly think it's fair to be charged full price. So technically it's true. Season 8. Go on and have your pool! Hey, Nelson. The Simpsons has never been a formula show, but last season (and this episode) came … Sitemap. I'm wearing 17 layers. If you are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone... please stay on the line. Faithful Milhouse. There's nothing like rising with the sun... for a quiet, peaceful dip in your very own pool. Look, Lisa. Is there a labor crisis in America today? Bart of Darkness. You're right. Okay, little dudes, time's up. Lisa, please join my family for a weekend in the country. Good evening. Season 6. More, I say. I'm wearing 17 layers. There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife. Season 2. People! Faithful Milhouse. If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework. 'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English. He's really hurt. That sinister-looking kid is coming to kill me. In the meantime, we'll be running... classic Krusty. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Did I say leg? I was learning how to be more judgmental. "I swear I don't know where the bombs are! Synopsis. She's with God now. When you get a job like me, you'll miss every summer. There's gotta be some other explanation. Bart the Genius. I'm afraid you'll need a cast on that broken bone. "Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? I always thought that they couldn't pull off a good book, sexist, I know. I'm up to my knees in the original cast of M*A*S*H. Homer, my hat goes off to you. There's a sinister-looking kid I want you to see. When you get a job like me, you'll miss every summer. Page 3 of The Simpsons screencaps. I hardly think it's fair to be charged full price. globalization racial profiling illustration what is art dog scarlet letter textual analysis community service global warming suicide perseverance drama martin luther king human rights importance of education. Bart finds that staying in his room is boring, that is before he thinks of … But....I am hanging on every single word Ryan Hill writes!!! More, I say. Over here we have the Hick Tub, the lnsta-Rust. 2.25 5 2. The timing worked out great, don't you think? Bart of Darkness. I was at Bible camp. The Shorts. No, I've just been in the country for a week. I wish you'd stop spreading bad rumors about people. My precious pool and its lifestyle accouterments. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. I got friends now. Stills from the Simpsons episode Bart of Darkness. Season 7. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Do not be alarmed. You go now. Dad, you have to put chlorine in the water every day to keep it clean. So technically it's true. Depuis lors, il s'agit de DPS Film Roman. Ice cream! Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire. You're right. Homer, the fridge wasn't meant to be used this way. Add Your Vote Now! It can't be what it looks like. Enjoy! He's really hurt. I know. Bart of Darkness. No way, man. Homer's Odyssey. Is it Saint Swiven's Day already? Not everything. People, it's time we all discussed the pool-safety rules. I'm never gonna see anything interesting with this stupid piece of junk. I play keyboards. Oh, no. Well, that depends what you mean by crisis. Well, that depends what you mean by crisis. Oh, rats. Look, Lis, I snatched five bathing suits. Enjoy! But now that I'm unpopular again, I want you to know I'm here for you. Now, before you respond, understand that your refusal... would result in months and months of: Can we have a pool, Dad? That's what makes it so funny. You can start making it up to me right now. And something sweet. Murdered? I got friends now. I better go in and find them. Also a bit onanistic. Sorry, Bart, dude. Good evening. Bart, are all these children friends of yours? Hope you enjoyed that, kids, because Krusty's out of here for the summer. Continue swimming naked. New Tools & Resources. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Cookies help us bring you Fanpop. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Ice cream! Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk. I've killed her! I panicked, and then I buried the remains. And something sweet. 'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English. What have I done? I panicked, and then I buried the remains. 1F22 Bart Of Darkness 2F01 Itchy & Scratchy Land 2F02 Sideshow Bob Roberts 2F03 Treehouse Of Horror V 2F04 Bart's Girlfriend 2F05 Lisa On Ice 2F06 Homer: Bad Man 2F07 Grampa Vs. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Bart_of_Darkness?oldid=27892. to. In the meantime, we'll be running... classic Krusty. "No!". ", "Maybe this will loosen your tongue." The timing worked out great, don't you think? Look, it's the telescope I won... at the Optics Festival. Search Pages. It can't be what it looks like. I was hoping to replace it before you got home. I found this change on the bottom of the pool. We sat down with Warren Evans aka the Bart of Darkness himself. Flanders is leaving the house. In a parody of the Alfred Hitchcock classic Rear Window, after breaking his leg, Bart spends the first several weeks of summer at his bedroom window, spying on the neighbors with a telescope. Although I must say, it's certainly refreshing. I'm sorry, that leg's gonna have to come off. Look, it's the telescope I won... at the Optics Festival. Sorry, I just came to see how you were feeling. "Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? "The Lighter Side of Hippies.". Maybe I should keep him company, at least for a little while. You go now. All rights reserved. People, it's time we all discussed the pool-safety rules. Bart and Lisa and the rest of the neighborhood kids enjoy the pool time until Otto tells them that their time is up and that they don't have enough money in the budget to come back. One day of summer's all we're budgeted for. And here we have the world-famous Beatles... exactly as they looked performing on The Ed Sullivan Show. It's true, you know. This is Flanders we're talking about. Maybe I should keep him company, at least for a little while. But I saw the murder, and then I saw you bury the corpse in the backyard! I was hoping to replace it before you got home. Videos. Although I must say, it's certainly refreshing. Well, anyway, I brought you a present. [Bart looks in vain for the problem, only to overbalance and fall from the treehouse, then screams with a girlish scream] Nelson: [talking to Kearney as Bart plummets] You see, "epidermis" means your hair. Dude, buzz has it an even wussier kid has an even better pool than this. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. You'll spend the long, hot days by my side, won't you? I want you to sneak in there... and bring me some evidence! I mean, what's on Fox tonight? Traitors! Go on and have your pool! Words. Bart of Darkness. In the episode, Homer fears he may be a little slow, so he goes to the adult education center. I'm never gonna see anything interesting with this stupid piece of junk. Bart des ténèbres L'été est chaud, très chaud à Springfield. I mean, what's on Fox tonight? "The Simpsons" Bart of Darkness (TV Episode 1994) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. A page for describing Recap: Simpsons S 6 E 1 Bart Of Darkness. Flanders is leaving the house. I get to spend the summer with my brain. No, Lisa, don't go upstairs. Murdered? I don't need you anymore. Season 5. Gotta save Lisa, trash can or no trash can. (Maude gasps) I was hoping to replace it before you got home. People! Bart of Darkness S6E1 Lisa's Rival S6E2 Another Simpsons Clip Show S6E3 Itchy & Scratchy Land S6E4 Sideshow Bob Roberts S6E5 Treehouse of Horror V S6E6 Bart's Girlfriend S6E7 Lisa on Ice S6E8 Homer Badman S6E9 Grampa vs. Part 2. Cette piscine attire tous les enfants du quartier. Season 16 "All's Fair in Oven War" "Canned and frozen juices are more popular than ever these days, but most bachelors we know would prefer to squeeze their own tomatoes." Not everything. Bart, reading. I'm fine by myself right here. This is Flanders we're talking about. It was written by Dan McGrath, and directed by Jim Reardon. Something ribald, no doubt. Tonight my guest is AFL-CIO Chairman George Meany... who will be discussing collective-bargaining agreements. I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold. Look, question lady, this job is not what I really do, okay? If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework. Do not be alarmed. Script Slug will be launching new tools and resources for screenwriters. "Cast of characters: Viceroy Fizzlebottom, a hearty cherub of a man...". Bart, are all these children friends of yours? F.D. Alli Simpson was given a rude awakening after arriving on I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Oh, no. Well, now that I can't explain. I meant that wet bathing suit. They're only using you for your pool, you know. Bart: But I saw the murder and then I saw you bury the corpse in the back yard! That sinister-looking kid is coming to kill me. Oh, my God! Over here we have the Hick Tub, the lnsta-Rust. Gotta save Lisa, trash can or no trash can. I don't need you anymore. I know. Played for Drama with the town's treatment to Bart. Well, well, well. Hang those who talk of less. I'm all out of ice cream! You'll be trapped! Videos. It also contains one of the most gruesome Itchy & Scratchy cartoons. Ice cream! "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" is the twenty-second and final episode of The Simpsons' fifth season. Homer's Barbershop Quartet. You'll be trapped! The Shorts. Treehouse of Horror VII. Isn't it amazing, the same day you got a pool... is the same day we realized we liked you? But I saw the murder, and then I saw you bury the corpse in the backyard! There's gotta be some other explanation. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. I meant that wet bathing suit. I'm sorry, that leg's gonna have to come off. Well, it looks like it's just you and me, Barty boy. No way, man. I was at Bible camp. All Martin's. Mommy had to go away. Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Rescue Phone. I wish there was some other explanation for this, but there isn't! Part 2. I am a murderer! on Tuesday. I wish you'd stop spreading bad rumors about people. Then everything is wrapped up in a neat little package. Stacker presents the best “Simpsons” episodes of all time. bart of darkness. We gotta fill this thing with Epsom salts... and jam over to the old folks' home. There's nothing like rising with the sun... for a quiet, peaceful dip in your very own pool. Is it Saint Swiven's Day already? To choose from a list of felonies, press two. I'm fine by myself right here. The Springfield Shopper. Maybe we should spend more time with Bart. The Springfield Shopper . For the list, Stacker surveyed all the episodes’ IMDb user ratings and ranked them accordingly. Bart: It is? I think he broke his leg. Face it, Bart. Ice cream! Let's just forget about that. marks an episode with not enough content. I'll use this to peer into Springfield's seamy underbelly. BCDB Rating: "Bart Of Darkness" has not yet received enough votes to be rated. Season 8. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. All right. We gotta fill this thing with Epsom salts... and jam over to the old folks' home. I was learning how to be more judgmental. I'm afraid you'll need a cast on that broken bone. I'm all out of ice cream! I've killed her! Only the miners know that! Episode - 1F22 First Aired - 9/4/1994 A summer heat wave hits Springfield, so the Simpsons … All Martin's. And here we have the world-famous Beatles... exactly as they looked performing on The Ed Sullivan Show. I love how the guy in the chili truck lets off one last “Texas!” as he drives out of frame. Hang those who talk of less. Framegrabs from the Season 6 episode, Bart of Darkness.After Bart breaks his leg, he spends the summer spying on the neighbors with a telescope, and sees Ned Flanders murder his wife. Daily Episode of the Day and Saying. Bart, I'm not gonna break into somebody's house. What have I done? I think I lost my glasses in your pool. I play keyboards. Top Tag’s. Everybody out! "Bart Of Darkness" is a fun homage to Alfred Hitchcock's "Rear Window", with an awesome Busby Berkeley/Esther Williams-type water ballet sequence as well. Season 7. Who Shot Mr. Burns? I came to stop you from murdering Lisa like you murdered your wife! Scripts. Bart Gets an F. Season 3. "No!". Sorry, Bart, dude. (everyone gasps) I overwatered Maude's favorite ficus plant, I panicked, then I buried the remains! This can't be what it looks like. I think I lost my glasses in your pool. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. Well, you're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun. What have we here? Season 4. Kamp Krusty. Only the miners know that! Don't touch me or it'll get you too! Maybe we should spend more time with Bart. Dude, buzz has it an even wussier kid has an even better pool than this. Read, review and discuss the entire Darkness movie script by Jaume Balagueró on Scripts.com It's cool in here, boy. It's cool in here, boy. Look, Lis, I snatched five bathing suits. Bart, it's the best thing that ever happened to me in my whole life! Sorry, I just came to see how you were feeling. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one. I'll just spend the summer getting better acquainted... with an old friend called television. Oh, rats. Something ribald, no doubt. There'll be hunting, charades... and ever so many delightful, romantic misunderstandings. But I distinctly heard you say that Maude was with God. Post your Comments or Review This page has been viewed 42 times this month, and 734 times total. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. There's a sinister-looking kid I want you to see. I get to spend the summer with my brain. Face it, Bart. Now, before you respond, understand that your refusal... would result in months and months of: Can we have a pool, Dad? <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. Bart, it's the best thing that ever happened to me in my whole life! I better go in and find them. Look who 's come crawling back. Oh, my God! Grace, come here. Isn't it amazing, the same day you got a pool... is the same day we realized we liked you? One day of summer's all we're budgeted for. Bart, I'm really sorry I've been ignoring you lately. Okay, little dudes, time's up. Boiling hot, Texas-style ginger ale! Hope you enjoyed that, kids, because Krusty's out of here for the summer. By using Fanpop, you agree to our use of cookies. All right. You can start making it up to me right now. Bart of Darkness So I am a lover of paranormal, especially if they are romances. There'll be hunting, charades... and ever so many delightful, romantic misunderstandings. Le seul moyen qu'a trouvé la famille Simpson pour se rafraîchir est d'installer une piscine dans le jardin. I'll use this to peer into Springfield's seamy underbelly. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. Is it true we should wait at least an hour after eating before we go in? Look who 's come crawling back. Shut up, brain. But I distinctly heard you say that Maude was with God. I found this change on the bottom of the pool. AbeBooks.com: Bart of Darkness: Neuware - Bart of Darkness is the first episode of The Simpsons' sixth season, which originally aired September 4, 1994. What fun can you have in a pool anyway that you can't have in a bathtub... with a garbage bag taped around your cast? Marc Singer: In many ways, "Bart of Darkness" was a typical Season Fiver: it had the "Simpsons get a wacky object plot" (already used twice before, with a trampoline and an elephant), and a long movie reference that substituted for a plot ("Rear Window," as opposed to "Cape Fear", "Thelma and Louise," ad nauseum). If you are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone... please stay on the line. That's right. Lisa, the blob has got me! Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. Stark Raving Dad. Bart, I'm really sorry I've been ignoring you lately. Mommy had to go away. Don't worry, boy. ", "Maybe this will loosen your tongue." Well, you're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun. Our salvation isn't gonna roll by on the back of some stupid truck. In the episode, Bart breaks his leg; his resultant isolation causes him to believe that Ned Flanders has committed murder. Everybody out! "I swear I don't know where the bombs are! I hardly think it's fair to be charged full price. I wish there was some other explanation for this, but there isn't! Take your best shot. Hey, Nelson. My precious pool and its lifestyle accouterments. Homer, the fridge wasn't meant to be used this way. Well, anyway, I brought you a present. I think he broke his leg. Let's just forget about that. Now, what you've been waiting for: Another long raga by Ravi Shankar. There are lots of fun details in the animation and direction of “Bart Of Darkness,” but the script and performances are given some room to goof around, too. 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