Reverend Lovejoy's snooping, interfering, gossipy busy-body of a wife. Ned Flanders: Cathedral of the Downtown, please! Matthew 7:26 Vs. Matthew 21:17. But, the best one-liner they’ve ever had about religion… and my favorite satirical quote from the entire 20 years of the series… came in the episode where Homer and Bart go Catholic and a team of Reverend Lovejoy, Ned Flanders and Marge go to win them back. This is Mrs. Lovejoy. Posted on April 1, 2010 by Paul Ellis // 2 Comments. You've always got to keep one eye on the competition. Not weekly or annually. Downtown (Simpsons Road Rage) Reverend Lovejoy: Cathedral of the Downtown, please. Rev. I have to go to God in prayer with tears in my eyes, and say, 'O God, forgive me,' or 'Help me.' Christianity in The Simpsons: Top 12 Reverend Lovejoy Quotes. After much soul searching I decided it would be wrong of me to name names, but I urge that guilty person here, under the eyes of God, to come forward to confess and save yourself from the torment of your own personal hell. God meets daily needs daily. Never duel with an unloaded gun. Lisa : There is someone among us with a guilty conscience. For the past 20 years it has probably been the Reverend Timothy Lovejoy of the First Church of … All Reverend Lovejoy quotes from The Simpsons Road Rage game for the Xbox, PS2, Gamecube 2001 Comment who you want to see next! Helen Lovejoy: (Yawns) No. View the list The Christian life is not a constant high. Billy Graham. Reverend Lovejoy: It's all over, people! Voiced by Maggie Roswell (1990-1999, 2002-) and Marcia Mitzman Gaven (1999-2002). Heh-heh (Laughs crazily) Bart Simpson: To the Girl's School, please. Homer and Reverend Lovejoy trade Bible quotes from the book of Matthew. A great memorable quote from the The Simpsons movie on Quotes.net - Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. Life God Eyes. Please like and Subscribe Enjoy! Lovejoy: I think it may be somewhere towards the back. Milhouse Van Houten: Can you take me to the Girl's School? The Life and times of Rev. Reverend Lovejoy Quotes (Using the phone, Ned Flanders seeks some counsel in the middle of the night.) Who is the most watched preacher on American TV? We don't have a prayer! The Alcoholic : After intentionally spiting Lisa to make her angry at Bart, Helen declares she will reward herself with a box of wine. They're all heathens, but God tells us to hate the sin, and love the sinners. T. Lovejoy; Wedding & Funeral Quotes; 1. I have my moments of deep discouragement. Ned: Hello, Reverend Lovejoy? 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