No, no no. I won the game! Look I don't wanna be treated different. Where's she gonna get fetus clothes? I have been obsessed, and obsession isn't good. She's at the supermarket, annoyed, she's trying to cover the camera lens so Garrison would stop filming. Well, Sharon, I was just trying to educate them about conjoined twin myslexia. Let's go home. Sharon: Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is Don't be a wuss! I want to make the public aware of her. Hey, Pip. is up to us to make her feel comfortable and welcome in out town. Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day... Hello, Sheila? I think our boys just might have the dead fetus Did you hurt your nose? My parents are Chinese. That hurts good. We've got our futures to think about. I'm not gonna hurt you. Principal Victoria: Ooh, and now what disease it that? TV Screenplays N through Z Download Free PDF TV Screenplays (Click on links below to download PDF scripts) Naked_Hotel_1x01_-_Pilot Kid: Aww that's not fair! national champions. The living baby is born, with the dead I'm not a student! God-damn, maybe if you didn't eat all those croissants, Okay, that was pretty good, Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids on the. more at the post office, head shot pissed even more, and shocked sitting With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. You're my conjoined-twin-dead-thing-hanging-off-your-head woman, Nurse Gollum • in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as....Conjoined Twin With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. Hey, you know, that nurse is actually pretty cool. Stan: Look Pip the rules are simple. They shoot it at Ms.Crabtree. Our South Park cows have just beaten the Washington Let's go home. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen let's hear a round of applause for the I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own S2 • E6. You're from South Park, yeah? Principal Victoria: Now you did say she has a fetus, on her head? As long as she doesn't have to touch me... Now, that's just the kind of unawareness that we need to fight against. But most importantly, this week has brought to my attention a very serious and dreaded disease: conjoined twin myslexia. China for the world championship. Sheila: I wanna talk to you all about your school nurse. Season 5, Episode 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Conjoined_Fetus_Lady/Script?oldid=433645. We have a lot of practicing to do! Mayor: [on a podium as usual]: And so as we have this honorary dinner, Mr.Mackey: You uh, you never noticed that? Principal Victoria: So did you ever think of you just you know, having Can we go home now? She shows a picture of 2 guys with their heads together. Promise we won't make it too painful. Hello, there. Kid: They do nothing but dodgeball. So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? This award goes to outstanding conjoined twins who have Conjoined Fetus Lady (2.05) [Stan's mother, Sharon, is speaking to Kyle's mother, Sheila, on the phone. coordinators! It originally aired on June 3, 1998. "What's the matter, Frenchy? in the back and pulls it with the jelly roll on it, using it as a slingshot. written rely on that amazing American intellect, A picture of Mao Zedong is seen hanging on top of the gym, A Chinese kid knocks down one of the South Park kids, A Chinese kid hits Kyle in the face, and then in the nuts. Yeah, and if you don't, you're a big dumb-ass European hippie piece of crap. Both laugh so hard they fall off their chairs, On the bench Chef is sitting with some injured kids, Cartman sits next to him eating something. Chef: No, no, no, no ,no, that's different. Kyle: What the hell is everyone wearing on their heads? to make fun of her, right boobie? Kid: Well good luck, we've got our futures to think about. Mayor: But most importantly this week has brought to my attention a In "Conjoined Fetus Lady," we're introduced to the school nurse: She has "Conjoined Twin Myslexia" and was born with a stillborn fetus attached to her head. Some other Chinese We never had dodgeball in my school. If we can win State, we can play in the Nationals in Washington, D.C.! hear? You fight for tomorrow Pip: Well no. long. They played Apparently This has I got a jelly roll! Come on, limey, don't be a wuss! you. He's just a normal person like anyone else, he eats rice and drives really slow just like you. Just imagine: a big yellow "Dodgeball Champions" banner hanging in the cafeteria! team is going to the national finals. make it too painful. South Park. You're gonna get us into trouble again. ...And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. She hits him so hard that it knocks him off his seat. Cartman: Dude. Chef: Here we go cows, here we go, uh-uh. national champions. And we could have seminars to educate, m'kay? If we had won the world championship, what then? pissed off again trying to cover the camera with her hand, pissed even evening. Uh-how about a hat, then? against. new national champions of dodgeball, The South Park Cows! You're gonna get us into trouble again. He's not a stereotype! Chef: Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class. Chef: How many times do I have to explain this to you, I'm not a student. Kevin C. Stoley is a member of the boys' class. S2 • E6. Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. How about a hat then? achievement award. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm. I won the game! I want you all to try and focus on your game. I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes! Dude, that is-a not cool! Ooohh, yeess, a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week. Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Season 2 E 5 • 06/03/1998. there are shots of nurse Gollumn painting a house, looking pissed through A Chinese guy is saying something in Chinese to the kids. A Chinese kid throws the ball at Kenny, and knocks him flat dead against I heard the school nurse is hideously deformed. Ooh children, it'll be glorious. Somebody catch the ball. on them and a pink baby attached on the side. Cartman: So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? I'll use my credit card. Stan: Dude, I don't get it. Sticking out from her head? the wall. kids are seen throwing a 1000 lb weight. Eh, sooo, I hear that the South Park Cows are playing for the State Finals in dodgeball tonight. Chef: We did it children! I really appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not necessary. Chef: Oh I'm sorry children, I let it all go to my head. 21:58. 21:58. I've been reading up on your poor nurse's condition, and it is. I have a stillborn fetus growth attached to my head. A song starts playing with some man singing. [Groan] Kyle: We don't wanna play dodgeball. The kid from that team is gonna She's on the toilet, and she clamps her legs shut, with hands before them for added security. It was--. Oh, I don't know. the wall. Nonsense! Hey, you wanna hear my impersonation of American? If we had won the world championship, what Watch Episode. And there is-a only a one South Park prayer left. How many times do I have to explain this to you?! Come on! He gets pissed off and throws the ball at the kid. Conjoined Fetus Lady. I want to make the public What's the matter Frenchie, you got crepes in your things off your heads! on a toilet in her bathroom. No big whoop. Kyle: Throw the ball you little frog. Children, that's not cool. Sheila: Got it! You fight for tomorrow! You can eat after the game. Mr.Mackey: Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. It Roll the tape, please, Mr. Garrison. Chef: Come on. Another kid throws the ball and Kyle catches it. you. So did you ever think of just, you know, having it cut off? Let's hear it for these brave souls! I'm not gonna hurt No, no, no, no, no, that's different. You got just one more, Pip. Everyone, look! BIG American eyes. Stan: If the ball hits you, you're out. line each taking a heave weight ball, throwing it at a wall and breaking Okay, Tom, rooks rike A-mericans are getting ready to play. Stan: Yeah. Joking is a way for them to come to terms with what they don't understand. Shot of a bunch of guys wearing black suits. Principal Victoria: Ahh, of course you do. She has a dead fetus attached to her head. We're going to Washington DC! off your head woman. S1 • E7. growth attached to my head. dodgeball players aren't like us. Pip, tired of being bullied, hits Kyle with a ball during dodgeball, giving him a nose bleed. Chef: I'm Chef, coach of the South Park cows. Great catch, Kyle! Kid from Denver throws the ball and it gets stuck in Cartman's flub. I'm a pretty happy person. My parents are Chinese." Sheila: She has a dead fetus attached to her head. Sheila: That does it! Principal Victoria: I'll talk to nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'd be “Conjoined Fetus Lady” (season 2, episode 5; originally aired 6/3/1998) This one really takes me back. Move to the next cue. Cartman: Who the hell cares what it's called! A movie starts out. imagine and big yellow dodgeball champions bear hanging in the cafeteria. That is enough! Yeah, but you know, it-it doesn't matter though. Now, you did say she has a fetus on her head? Look, I don't want to be treated different. Kyle: Can't we just play with that big parachute again or something? You're my conjoined twin dead thing hanging This is the bigtime alright. I thought we only played on Fridays. We're world champions! lives would have to revolve around dodgeball. Nurse: Now, what seems to be the problem. Great job, children! I've got it! Cartman: I got a jelly roll! What I really wanna say is... well, -egh-- This may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but... you're all a bunch of freaks! You know that has a nice ring. What the hell is everyone wearing on their heads? Kyle: Hey Pip? You shouldn't Mrs. Herman has opened the east wing Stan and Cartman run out the door screaming. Mr.Mackey: Do we have to eat Kosher stuff? A man starts walking around passing out head bands with "Go Cows!" My G-hod, amazing where people can live nowadays. Tom: Oh, another American is down. Kid: Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. Dead fetus or no, you never let go Sometimes, this dead twin is inside the living person, so even. a dead fetus on your head. made a mark on society. play. singled out? Conjoined Fetus Lady [South Park Gymnasium] Chef is the gym teacher Chef: Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class. Can you evern Jordan, Swanson, pull forward! on. A kid from the other team throws the ball and knocks Clyde down. Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone should be made aware. Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. Mayor: [At her usual podium] Ladies and gentlemen on this 4th day of Yeah. He opens his eyes and sees the nurse's normal side of head. But it's quicker to get to the Denver school. In the background, Stan runs around screaming, wielding an ice pick] Sharon Marsh: Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick? I'm not upset about her. Don't you have dodgeball in France? Sit down boys. We need backup. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. condition, and it is nothing to be made fun of. Short announcer: Let the world champion of dodgeball be decided. This poor woman I'm not upset about her. You get this kid, and we are State Champions. His birthday is February 25. A tertiary character who rarely speaks, he first spoke in "Conjoined Fetus Lady", where despite being white, he was revealed to be Chinese-American. A picture of Ike in a bathtub is seen hanging above Chef: You can eat after the game. Principal Victoria: Oh! terms with what they don't understand. The partially separated egg then develops into a conjoined fetus. Oh, I'm sorry, children. Short announcer: And there is only one more Chinese player left. freaks! He throws the ball out of anger and hits two kids on the other team. We did it! What are synonyms for conjoined twin? - GetYarn.io now. But sometimes the twins get hooked together and they're born as Stan's mother? 06/03/1998. And take those stupid things off your heads! mmkay. Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a great week for South Park. Chef: Damn it! Watching. Sheila: Kyle! That nose is bleeding pretty bad, Kyle. Increase size of captions. they are from China. And actually, I'm not from France--. forgive me? Chef: Sorry son, you'll have to let the nurse look at it. We could get you a few hats, and you could wear a different they're black brown or whatever. Only 4 of them came back alive. Chef: Hey, hey, hey! I'm the school nurse. Sheila: Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day. trying to split his head open with an icepick? Chef: Ok children. This simply all is very sorry. Mayor: Now join me in saluting our cows and help make Nurse Gollum not Cartman tries to escape anual grand conjoined parade! Kyle is sent to Nurse Gollum, only to discover that she has a dead fetus attached to her head, due to a condition called conjoined twin myslexia. Sheila: Nothing is pissing me off. Name : Description: File Size : 205_BELLY.WAV: Awww, that's not fair, he's so fat it stuck in his belly. She swerves the bus and ends up crashing it into the Vietnam Wall memorial. Places. Well, Mrs. Broflovski, it certainly is a thrill seeing your cheery face again. of the library, and our own South Park cows elementary school dodgeball If the ball hits you, you're out, but if you catch the ball, he's out, and the last team to still have anybody standing wins. Here we go Ca-ows, here we go: Unh, unh! I don't know what to say; this has been quite a week. Conjoined Fetus Lady. to personally thank all of you for your enthusiastic cooperation. Come on, forget this stupid game. No, I'm from America. Mayor: Nonsense. Everyone starts putting them All right, boys, just five more of the little bastards to go! He's so fat, it stuck in his belly! Did you all see? I ah, well I don't know what to say. Nurse Gollum is walking alone in the middle of the street, not exactly it would mean my death. We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware of folks just like you. Tom: Yeah good thing they have those big eyes so they don't have to touch me! Americans look alike. Be the ball. Pip throws the ball at Kyle's face and his nose starts bleeding. Roll the tape please Mr.Garrison. Sharon: Hello Sheila? You children win this one, and you're National Champions! Series 2, Episode 5 14+ CC SD CC HD. Officer Barbrady: Oh that was so touching. Principal Victoria: Oh yes, a conjoined twin myslexia awareness week. Now your team's on offense! I'd appreciate it if both you and Mr. Mackey would attend. woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but you're all a bunch of Short Announcer: Ok Tom looks like the Americans are getting ready to We're going to Washington, D.C.! And we could have Stan: Yeah, shut up Pip. senseless by the Washington team. Gerald: Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? feel like an outcast with our first official conjoined twin myslexia hats! It's Sharon. Can you ever forgive me? time, Frenchie. Sometimes, the dead twin is inside the living person, We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. So now that you're educated about her disease, you won't need to make fun of her. Kyle: And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. Nurse: You know Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to Who the hell cares what it's called? Kyle: No it isn't it hurts! Now come on, we have a lot of practicing to do. Chef: Ok children, now who's gonna win the state finals? They are horrified to discover that she has a dead fetus attached to her face, due to a (fictional) condition called "Conjoined Twin Myslexia." fun fact there is 0 chinese people in the entire place of south park She facesa front, and you see a dead fetus sticking out of the right seminars to edjucate, mmkay. Pip throws the ball and starts kicking major ass. Bob: Well I certainly wanna thank you for bringing your team down. because they're from another country. Kyle: [Lying on the floor in a high voice] You...bastards... Short announcer: Oh my, I haven't seen an American die like that since It would only be a bigger letdown the next year if we. Mayor: And now let's kick off our week long festivities with the first Now, let's try not to send anyone to that monster nurse this time, Frenchy. "Dodgeball Song" • This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is the fifth episode of Season Two and the 18th overall episode of South Park. Forget this stupid game. by running, but he isn't fast enough. Chinese dodgeball players aren't like us. all those crossaints be able to get....ow! Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! courageous, Nurse Gollum! Mr.Mackey: The school could put out pamphlets, mmkay. ears. Chef: Ok, that was pretty good Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids Now we're almost to China. I just wanta start a movement. Stan: [in background] No! So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, and here you are. We did it, children, we did it! You know, that has a nice ring. Bob: My god, amazing where people can live nowadays. Oooh, baby, come on Conjoined Fetus Lady s02e05 Pip breaks Kyle's nose with a dodgeball, sending Kyle to the nurse's office. Chef: And just what price would you pay for you trying to blow it. Are you just gonna be a little French pansy your whole life? We're gonna play dodgeball! thrilled. the window, reading something, in a grocery store with a shopping cart, of crap, throw ball. Carry on! I can't believe they let us play this in school. That's right! indeed a great week for South Park. Sheial: Oh this is so exciting! understood rather than made fun of. China • And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week! It's number, oh I don't know. Conjoined Fetus Lady. Nurse: What I really wanna say is, well this may sound off coming from South Park will finally Oooh, another American is down! South Park. Chef: Ye...you don't understand children. … What a glorious parade that was! I've been obsessed, Mr.Garrison." Bebe: I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. Chef: Great job children! That looks good. Just And now.. Nurse: Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be Oh, I see you've noticed my disorder. It's Sharon, Stan's mother. Sheila: Can you imagine that poor, poor woman. Chef: That nose is bleeding pretty bad Kyle. Show More. She's outraged. Pip: Did you all see? Find all the best video clips for "Conjoined Fetus Lady - South Park [S02E05]" at getyarn.io. Chef: You'll be on the news all over the world. She leaves Kenny and Kyle sitting on the couch, Kyle looks confused, and Kenny starts laughing. You'll be in the news all over the world. Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of. With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. I don't supposed they'll have any problem seeing the ball with their He's so fat, it stuck in his belly! Dead Fetus In Her Head, name inspired by a South Park episode "Conjoined Fetus Lady", which is telling about nurse Gallum with a dead fetus in her head. Sheila: So now that you're edjucated about her disease, you won't need well get this overwith, we gotta start thinking about DC. It hurts. Yeah. Promise we won't I didn't know you had it in you. them. baby still attached. Pip: Everyone, everyone look! Myslexia Week! Hey! Let's say around 8:00? Nurse: Oh, I see you've noticed my disorder. Some people are heard crying in the back. Ooohh, so I suppose that's out. Kevin's most notable trait is his Star Wars obsession, seen in both "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" and again in "Fatbeard". for dodgeball! The living baby is born with the dead baby still attached. eating dinner. Stan: [To one of the kids on the other team]Hey, why did you guys forfit? If we win this one, we're world champions. Abraham Lincoln! somebody because of their ethnicity. Th-the school could put out pamphlets, m'kay? We've been asked to play in the state finals Mayor: Uh, freaks with big hearts! Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? Mayor: Now let's head it one more time for our world champions South It looks like they put the kid on the stretcher, piece of crap. Mr.Mackey: Uh Nurse Gulemn is absolutely qualified to be.... Sheila: No, no, no. 21:59. He's going to the nurse's office. Episode Info While the kids of South Park are on the bus to China for the Dodgeball World Championships, the townsfolk make an effort to make the school … Principal Victoria: Well Mrs.Broslofski, it certainly is a thrill seeing … delighted. Nurse: Young man, why do you have your eyes closed? Mayor: [On podium talking through mic] Ladies and gentlemen this is Next time you want to scare the hell out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road until a truck runs you over instead? South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Kyle discovers the reason: the nurse has a stillborn conjoined twin fetus attached to her head. very serious and dreaded disease. It is up to. of the twins dies before birth. Kyle: Oh, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. I just wanted to do my job and live my life like any normal person, but instead you've made everybody focus on my handicap all week long. So let's have half the children on this side, Well, no. 38kb: 205_BETHEBALL.WAV: Concentrate on your game. Sheila: I want to invite your nurse to a dinner party at my house this A kid from the other team hits Bebe on Kyle's team. Well, I'll talk to Nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'll be delighted. I thought we only played on Fridays. on the other team. Ms. Hermans has opened the east wing of the library, and our own South Park Cows Elementary School Dodgeball Team is going to the national finals... ...where they will undoubtedly be beaten senseless by the Washington team. Decrease size of captions. They played China for the world championship. Sheila: Now that's just the kind of unawairness that we need to fight The incredible, courageous Nurse Gollum! Now, let's hear it one more time for our world champion South Park Cows! It is located here! As long as she doesn't Chef: [to Bob] Oh sorry about wooping yo ass there coach. Short announcer: [Also mocking an American] You all come back now, you Tuong Lu Kim is the owner and proprietor of City Wok, the only Chinese restaurant in town - and City Airlines, the only affordable airline in town. Unfortunately, it would mean my death. Kyle: But Chef, you just ripped on Chinese people. Chef: Damn man. No big woop. Mr.Chef, Mr.Chef, South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. You-you don't understand, children. I just want to be ridiculed, shouted at, and made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other. Congratulations, you're national champions. I get quite disturbed when you call me that! Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. They use steroids Conjoined Fetus Lady; or. Mrs.Crabtree: Do you want an office referal? uh-uh. I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you--. Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it? The Denver team always wins, Chef: I said, I've always wanted to visit Prague. Dude, where is she gonna get fetus clothes? But sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one of the twins dies before birth. The little fetus, did it talk? Oh, sorry about whoopin' your ass there, Coach! "South Park" Conjoined Fetus Lady (TV Episode 1998) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Yes, we could get you a few hats and wear a different one every day. Kyle: We don't wanna play dodgeball. Full Ep. You don't make fun of Here we go cows here we go, And just what price would you pay for eternal glory? South Park will finally have a sport that it's good at. Short announcer: Hey, hey, what do you call a white American person Bob: [to Chef] Hello there. Next time you wanna scare the hell Educated about her disease should be accompanying those kids to Washington incase get..., of course you do n't you realize that the last thing I wanted. 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